LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL...

...and let the rager we call life begin

20 Apr

dianabaabe:

nigga if a girl wants to talk to you every minute of the day, wants to talk on the phone to hear your voice, wants you to send her pictures because she likes seeing your face, wants to introduce you to her friends and family, willing to travel distance for you, wants to smother you with affection, waits for you no matter how long, sticks by your side no matter how much wrong you’ve done

like dude she fucking loves you man dont fucking waste a good girl like that 

19 Apr

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

18 Apr

laurenhooper:

awlhf:

supervengers:

omvr:

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

18 Apr

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

18 Apr

nowyoukno:

Now You Know more about The Lion King! (Source)

18 Apr mamacastiel:

pencilhaberdashery:

kiratsukai:

thepredatorblog:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT 

Perfection

nyoom

NOOT NOOT

mamacastiel:

pencilhaberdashery:

kiratsukai:

thepredatorblog:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT 

Perfection

nyoom

NOOT NOOT

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

16 Apr

I can’t wait until you leave this damn house. I hate that you’re here and that you bully my mother. You need to leavr now!!

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15 Apr fake-dildo:

slow down grab the wall, wiggle like u tryna make your ass fall off

fake-dildo:

slow down grab the wall, wiggle like u tryna make your ass fall off

(Source: loliplier)

15 Apr sonicscribblings:

Sometimes I find forgotten gems when cleaning out my folders.

sonicscribblings:

Sometimes I find forgotten gems when cleaning out my folders.

15 Apr

Argument I heard on the bus

  • `Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah become king of motherfucking Africa.
15 Apr

bokunonico:

malaclasecl:

Arte sobre arte….

THE FINGER ONE THOUGH

(Source: iraffiruse)

15 Apr

disembodiedangelfeet:

acciobong:

By “people,” I guess Neville thought Ron meant the Dark Lord.

Go big or go home

15 Apr

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15 Apr

mdmay:

mdmay:

seattleann:

mdmay:

i cant wait till im a skeleton i want to dance and do skeleton things 

You’ll be dead… You won’t be able to dance…

then wtf do u call thisimage

10 Apr mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal

mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal