There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them
I think I’ll notice them when they’re wearing costumes
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
nigga if a girl wants to talk to you every minute of the day, wants to talk on the phone to hear your voice, wants you to send her pictures because she likes seeing your face, wants to introduce you to her friends and family, willing to travel distance for you, wants to smother you with affection, waits for you no matter how long, sticks by your side no matter how much wrong you’ve done
like dude she fucking loves you man dont fucking waste a good girl like that
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category
you got poland lookin nice
Namibia workin it
Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect
Haiti fuckin rockin it
Great Britain got damn
Switzerland hell yeah
we had to be a fucking transformer
is this real life
reblogging this again just to add
canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me
but did you guys see this:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT
I can’t wait until you leave this damn house. I hate that you’re here and that you bully my mother. You need to leavr now!!
slow down grab the wall, wiggle like u tryna make your ass fall off